Canada

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Friends don't let friends drive through Wyoming

Canada is where you wake up naked when attempting to enter the region identified geographically as Wyoming. It is a cold, dark, humourless place which is why most of the residents are those who were convinced to attempt to enter Wyoming. Similar to Viking culture, Canadians ("Wyomingites") worship a variety of gods, such as William Shatner, and consume a high carb diet of mostly the things civilized cultures throw away as garbage.

Inhumane conditions in Canada often lead to death by starvation